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Help! Our little friend Zipper has not been heard from in over three weeks, and we here at Yolawriters are worried sick! She could be drunk in the alley behind some sleazy tavern, roadkill on Cesar Chavez Blvd or tonight’s entrée in a Vietnamese restaurant.
No collar, no chip, no neutering. This cat is nobody’s chattel.
Most likely place to find her: In your house at night, on your computer surfing kitty porn.
Beware: She still has all her claws. She chases dogs, eats possums, and has been known to bite small children and dwarfs off at the ankles. Responds well to a good wookie impression.
Zbigniew Brzezinski, R. I. P.
3 hours ago